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Monday, November 22, 2004

theme/prompt #2 week 12 - Tika

Theme/prompt #2 week 12 - Tika

Pet me, pet me, pet me, pet me, pant pant pant, man, it’s hard to say that when you’re jumping up and down. And I’ve got a ways to jump. It’s not like I’m as big as Nash next door you know! I only weigh seven pounds and am eight inches at the shoulder. I should be getting way more credit for the jumping height I can get. Hell, I should be an all-star doggie basketball player!
Hey, wait, where are you going? You forgot the milkbone! I always get a milkbone when I come inside. Sheesh, she’s gone, well, let’s go try that tall guy instead. Hey you! No good. Maybe if I stand on his foot…. Success! You, I need my bone! Ah, I like this one. He’s so smart and easily trained compared to the rest of my humans. Crunch, crunch… Ooo, itchy. Owe! Wish someone would remember to clip my nails in between grooming visits.
They’re going to sit down in the couch, I can get to the couch. Ramming speed boys! “Oof, hey Tika relax a little okay pretty girl? You don’t have to play flying projectile every time someone sits down.” Oh yes, pet me, pet me, pet me…. In a few minutes I’ll go grab the Skippy and we can play fetch together and, and… Okay, well, maybe just a little nap first.

7 Comments:

Blogger johngoldfine said...

There's a good but sad short story by Chekhov told from the POV of a dog who gets lost and thereby escapes a bad master and who then is found by a good master and who finally is refound by his original bad master who takes him back--to the dog's satisfaction--because, after all, what is a dog if not loyal to his master, even a bad one?

Is Tika a teacup poodle?

November 22, 2004 at 7:50 PM  
Blogger Erika Lynne said...

That story sounds very familiar... I don't know if I've read it before or just had sometone tell me. She's half teacup poodle half chihuahua... you wouldn't think so but it makes for a really cute dog. She had kinky loose curls instead of really tight small ones, like normal poodles. She will be turning eight years old next month... I get sucked into talking about my pets too, they're one of those topics I could just go on and on about...

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